Three Seas Forum

First Scott, then the rest of us... posted 13 Jun 2006, 06:06 by Curethan, Didact

Okay. Who wants to know what's really going on? You won't believe me, but I'll tell you anyway. Those forumites at other sites were right! Kellhus is way too powerful a character. Some time during the plotting of AE, Scott came to the part where Kellhus becomes a selfmoving soul. What this means is that he was able to take over the direction of the story, usurping control of the narative. Kellhus then used this power to cross realities, from Earwa to Earth and assume Scott's identity. He has since been tracking down the boarders who might have worked this deception out and eliminating them one by one. Ignore any recent posts by them, as they are manipulative lies designed to ensnare and trick. I can only assume that I have been allowed to make this post because no-one will believe me and others will abandon this line of thought if they raise it themselves. Damn you, insouciant fate! Hang on, there's someone at the door view post

posted 13 Jun 2006, 12:06 by Kidruhil Lancer, Auditor

*Dies laughing* view post

posted 13 Jun 2006, 13:06 by Entropic_existence, Moderator

I thnk I need to go into hiding then Nice post btw view post

posted 13 Jun 2006, 14:06 by Xray the Enforcer, Auditor

*hauls Inchoroi and Mog-Pharau out of the deep freeze in my basement* *sprinkles salt across the threshold* *turns on ESPN Classic to endless loop of Cricket matches and Bowling* *Leaves case of beer in the fridge* That ought to confuse and distract him long enough for me to make my escape. view post

posted 14 Jun 2006, 00:06 by Warrior-Poet, Moderator

*Writes a short novel with a more powerful character to combat Kellhus. view post

posted 14 Jun 2006, 19:06 by Zarathinius, Auditor

*Forms cult devoted to Kellhus in futile attempt to appease him* Crap, that won't work, will it? Okay, okay, just stay calm....AARRGHH! view post

posted 14 Jun 2006, 20:06 by mr nobuddy, Candidate

*begins to gather all knowledge in the world* now, Kellhus, if you spare me, I will give it to you. Goddamn; he'll just kill me afterwards. HELP! view post

posted 14 Jun 2006, 21:06 by Aldarion, Sorcerer-of-Rank

Bah, I'm too busy trying to recruit Kellhus to be on my Fantasy Football/Soccer Team. view post

posted 15 Jun 2006, 01:06 by Virus, Candidate

Hello gentlemen. view post

posted 16 Jun 2006, 00:06 by Entropic_existence, Moderator

[quote="Aldarion":ew91yf8p]Bah, I'm too busy trying to recruit Kellhus to be on my Fantasy Football/Soccer Team. [/quote:ew91yf8p] I was busy trying to convince Ferguson to sign him to the Leafs next year. Surely with Kelhus we can win the Cup? view post

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