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Our own unique, original euphemisms for naughty bits... posted 29 Jul 2005, 12:07 by Echoex, Auditor

Here are the rules: - Come up with your own euphemisms for reproductive organs. Either gender, knockers and booties included... - The terms have to be totally original. Use your imagination. - You get extra points for using it in a sentence. I'll start: Beef Lolly: "While she didn't mind the taste of it, she was somewhat put-off by the smell of his beef lolly." view post


posted 29 Jul 2005, 15:07 by Lucimay, Subdidact

hahahahahaha!!! beef lolly! something tells me the men will be better at this!!!! cause i'm still stuck on beef lolly!!!!! hahahahaha! :lol: i will however, give it some thought...and get very little work done, no doubt!!! view post


posted 29 Jul 2005, 17:07 by Rich the Great, Candidate

Fishcake. "The man kept pestering Mary about whether she wanted icing on her fishcake." view post


posted 29 Jul 2005, 17:07 by AjDeath, Didact

Pink Fish Taco "I went to Taco Bell to get a pink fish taco, if you know what I am saying." view post


posted 29 Jul 2005, 23:07 by target, Auditor

Ok. Trouser Snake and Cooch (to reitterate Echoex) 'Trouser snakes are independent by nature, they hunt alone. It feasts mainly on Cooch. After it has had its fill, it will not need to feed gain for at least 15 minutes.' view post


posted 31 Jul 2005, 03:07 by H, Auditor

Someone in my non-immediate family decided to use the word [b:33wo5pze]cookie[/b:33wo5pze] for the lower female anatomy. It's become a pet joke among my immediate family (none of us get the parallel either). "If she was wearing underwear, she wouldn't be showing her [b:33wo5pze]cookie[/b:33wo5pze] off." And to shamelessly rob a term from romance novels, we shall dub the male lower anatomy the [b:33wo5pze]man root[/b:33wo5pze]. "Her loins envied his thick [b:33wo5pze]man root[/b:33wo5pze]." view post


posted 31 Jul 2005, 23:07 by target, Auditor

Her lions? i think you meant loins :D typos can be brilliant. Lets go for: the Right Honourable Member for Underpants 'The Right Honourable Member for Underpants was not impressed with the lack of decisive action taken by the Department of Reproduction' view post


posted 01 Aug 2005, 12:08 by Echoex, Auditor

You guys rock at this...here's another one. Weiner-cleaner: "After a night of rough-housing his man root (thanks, H), she felt a little sore in her weiner-cleaner." view post


posted 02 Aug 2005, 00:08 by AjDeath, Didact

This isn't mine, but it is my favorite. Hatchet Wound. "At the end of the day, Shelly's hatchet wound was a stinky." view post


posted 02 Aug 2005, 11:08 by target, Auditor

Bald-headed hermit 'Seeking alternative medicene to treat her hatchet wound, Shelley sought out the bald-headed hermit to learn of his healing methods' view post


posted 05 Aug 2005, 00:08 by AjDeath, Didact

Blood Purse "I needed some change, so I went for the blood purse." view post


posted 05 Aug 2005, 20:08 by target, Auditor

purple headed womb ferret She was aching for someone's purple headed womb ferret. Courtesy of Kate Winslet in 'Extras'. (Not nearly as good as 'The Office' :D ) view post


posted 19 Aug 2005, 16:08 by NorthernPlato, Candidate

I like the term snatch. Not quite as vulgar in conversation as cunt or pussy, but slightly humurous. Kinda conjures an image of entrapment, which I'm sure most guys would agree with. Also, vague reference to Eddie Murphy's Raw stand-up.....pussy-trap... :lol: anywho. I've always found it to be disenchanting when one reads romance novels where anatomy is referred to as his/her manhood/womanhood. Sheesh. Talk about *bad pun warning* beating around the bush.... :roll: oops...realised that I should include something original. I like to refer to breasts as The Ladies, as in: "I don't know why you insist on covering up with a towel everytime I poke my head in the washroom after you've showered. Don't you know that The Ladies miss me? C'mon, let me say hi to them...c'mon...." view post


posted 24 Aug 2005, 02:08 by target, Auditor

That's not bad, i may start to use that. Snatch always reminds me of the film. Such a funny film, always enjoy it. view post


posted 05 Sep 2005, 01:09 by TenmaNeko, Commoner

Man, I can't believe taco was already taken! Here's a variation then: Choco Taco - Keenan always wished he could munch on Beyonce's choco taco. Bearded Clam - If Johnny reached third base, the elusive bearded clam would finally be his! Fun Button - After pressing Vanessa's fun button a few times, she was turned on and ready to go. Little Man in the Boat - Linda had to take Bob's hand down to visit the little man in the boat before she felt a thing. Sweater Monkeys - Mary's sweater monkeys looked great in her new bra. Joobly Nooblies - The busty stripper shook those joobly nooblies all night long. Aspirins (sort of) - The skinny girl's chest looked like two aspirins on an ironing board. Skin Flute - Hopefully, Kim would play a little tune on Eric's skin flute later. Meat Saber - Rob's meat saber ended up looking more like a meat dagger. I'm sick, but I'll think of more >:-) view post


posted 16 Sep 2005, 11:09 by WhiteLineRacer, Candidate

She opened her legs to reveal her gaping axe wound. I held aloft my mighty weapon and said the words "by the power of Greyskull, I have the power" After weeks of hard work Jack lay down his head gratefully on Jills amorphous mounds. view post


posted 17 Sep 2005, 01:09 by AjDeath, Didact

Baby Baker - Self explanatory Fist Hole - See above. Wuhwoah! view post


posted 17 Oct 2005, 00:10 by Lucimay, Subdidact

waldos weasels :oops: view post


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