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Signs of PoN Addiction posted 02 June 2005 in Author Q & ASigns of PoN Addiction by Quinthane, Candidate

[size=150:1nmqvlvp]Addiction is no laughing matter friends.[/size:1nmqvlvp]

Addiction to works of fantasy is as serious as it gets. The landscape has always hosted it's share of pit falls and, until lately, ASOIAF has hooked and strung out more users faster than treatment could be found. Now, with this new arrival, the disease has gained a new host, more powerful and persuassive than any before it.

Are you Kellhus Caught? Has the Kanuck of Kuniuri put the jan smack-down on you? In short friends...are you Lost in the Logos Loop?

Read the following questions and objectively answer how many apply to you:


1) Do you now drink wine from a bowl instead of a glass?



2) Does never again having a good night's sleep seem like a steal for the Gnosis at twice the price?


3) Are any of your pets now named Anasurimbor _______?


4) Have you ever said or thought "Knock it off, White Lord!" fearing that answering an abundance of questions is time spent not writing?


5) Have you decided what School is right for you? Do you find yourself trying to see the Few? When you can't, do you conclude that you're surrounded by Cishaurim?


6) Have you sustained any kind of injury atempting to step into the sky?


7) Do you scan White Lord's posts finding salient details you'd overlooked? Are you quietly eager for the Author to address them?


8 ) How close to certain are you that Donald Rumsfeld is a Skin spy?



9) Describe Akka's map.


10) Are you now eager for White Lord to start his own message board with a Q & A thread so you can bone up?


11) Been searching out a copy of "Dunyain for Dummies"? (Whelm your coworkers! Learn a friends PIN number by how he squints! Spice up what comes after by knowing what comes before! )


12) Do you own four or more books by Bakker even though the man's only written two?


13) Did you read question 12 and say "Three! Three books! Not two, TTT is almost done! It counts! Three!"


14) Have you atempted using the Probability Trance to find the shortest path to TTT's pub date?


and lastly;


15) Do you check GRRM's site a little less frequently now?




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Signs of PoN Addiction posted 02 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by White Lord, Subdidact

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Now, with this new arrival, the disease has gained a new host, more powerful and persuassive than any before it.[/quote:2qovfb9o]

Does this apply to me? <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

Quote: &quot;Quinthane&quot;:2qovfb9o
1) Do you now drink wine from a bowl instead of a glass?[/quote:2qovfb9o]

I've never been partial to wine . . . but if I ever take to drinking it, it'll definitely be from a bowl . . . <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

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2) Does never again having a good night's sleep seem like a steal for the Gnosis at twice the price?
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I prefer the Psukhe, but since I can't blind myself until I get my hands on the two requisite serpents, I suffer greatly . . . <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

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3) Are any of your pets now named Anasurimbor _______?
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Not yet . . . <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

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4) Have you ever said or thought "Knock it off, White Lord!" fearing that answering an abundance of questions is time spent not writing?
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Sometimes, but I can't help myself . . . <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

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10) Are you now eager for White Lord to start his own message board with a Q &amp; A thread so you can bone up?[/quote:2qovfb9o]

I don't know how well that would work . . . Unlike Scott I think I'd fold under the pressure . . . <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->

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14) Have you atempted using the Probability Trance to find the shortest path to TTT's pub date?
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I always use the Trance, especially when I think up my questions, or cook up my theories . . . <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> view post


Signs of PoN Addiction posted 03 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by Kidruhil Lancer, Auditor

I'd just like to say that that's about the funniest thing I've read yet on the board. I bet Scott's gonna bust a gut too. view post


Signs of PoN Addiction posted 03 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by Entropic_existence, Moderator

I love it, and I'd definitly give up good sleep for the Gnosis! view post


Signs of PoN Addiction posted 03 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by lfex, Peralogue

3) Are any of your pets now named Anasurimbor _______?

Nope, but my beagle is named Sandor. (For No-Dog people: beagle technically is a hound, although a small one)



8 ) How close to certain are you that Donald Rumsfeld is a Skin spy?

Sound reasonable.


9) Describe Akka's map.

I can do it. I really can.



12) Do you own four or more books by Bakker even though the man's only written two?


I actually have three. Two Canadian editions and one Polish.


15) Do you check GRRM's site a little less frequently now?


Yes, after last monday <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> view post


Signs of PoN Addiction posted 03 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by Quinthane, Candidate

Yeah, leave it to George RR to keep me waiting for an eternity AND STILL screw up my bit.

I'll think of a replacement for 15.

Quinthane--
School of the Mandate Public Relations Rep.
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Signs of PoN Addiction posted 06 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by Cu'jara Cinmoi, Author of Prince of Nothing

Fricken hilarious! Here's my answers to the first four...

1) Do you now drink wine from a bowl instead of a glass?


Actually I started skipping both and going straight for the bottle some time ago.

2) Does never again having a good night's sleep seem like a steal for the Gnosis at twice the price?


For us nonMandate types, the Apocalypse is relived every morning (usually after a couple of cups of coffee...)


3) Are any of your pets now named Anasurimbor _______?


No, though my cat is sometimes Anassonoccasion.


4) Have you ever said or thought "Knock it off, White Lord!" fearing that answering an abundance of questions is time spent not writing?


Never, ever, to his face. <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: --> view post


Signs of PoN Addiction posted 06 June 2005 in Author Q &amp; ASigns of PoN Addiction by White Lord, Subdidact

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Never, ever, to his face. <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->[/quote:321w8j2b]

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