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Kelhus vs ... posted 19 February 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Israfel, Peralogue

Although if said pointy sword penetrated to the brain then even Oracular vision might not be so useful...

It'd probably come down to whether the Logos's ability to determine the best course for action given what's gone before could trump oracular prediction, or if the oracular sight can work as efficiently as the Logos - certainly for Paul Maud Dib it wasn't the super weapon it's being made out as, and if Kellhus is fast enough and the logos is useful enough then all possible futures might lead to death... view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 28 February 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by xatantius, Candidate

Kellhus vs. the 300 Spartans <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

I think Kellhus hands down. All he'd have to do is reveal their deep-seated sexual insecurities and closeted homosexuality and they'd be too busy crying to own, bwahaha

Kellhus vs. Kratos from God of War

Tricky one...there must be a reason for Kratos' anger, so maybe that could work. Kratos would be too busy destroying things to listen though. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 29 February 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by anor277, Didact

Quote: &quot;xatantius&quot;:3c1usn20
Kellhus vs. the 300 Spartans <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

I think Kellhus hands down. All he'd have to do is reveal their deep-seated sexual insecurities and closeted homosexuality and they'd be too busy crying to own, bwahaha

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It's a new one to me that the 300 Spartans kept their homosexuality in the closet. A straight Spartan soldier would have been the exception rather than the rule, and because of this Spartan women (from Helen onwards) were criticized by the citizens of other states who decried their sexual freedom. Of course in Sparta, women did not have to be immured away behind doors because most of the men were not interested. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 29 February 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Curethan, Didact

Heh, I know that, you know that, but I dont think anyone who had anything to do with 300 did. I suffered through a whole 15 minutes of that movie before I remembered my dvd had a stop button. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 02 March 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by anor277, Didact

@Curethan; I haven't yet succumbed to watching the movie, even on video. What I'd really like to see is a film adaptation of the battle of Salamis; this would have everything, scheming politicians and potentates, cryptic oracles, colliding triremes, and human sacrifice. Of course it would still be a pig's ear but at least it would be spectacular. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 02 March 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Shell, Peralogue

Heh, heh, the best way to watch 300 is turn the sound down and enjoy the view...but that is from a female perspective <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: --> view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 03 March 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by anor277, Didact

Quote: &quot;Shell&quot;:3vhytqwm
Heh, heh, the best way to watch 300 is turn the sound down and enjoy the view...but that is from a female perspective <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->[/quote:3vhytqwm]

Given their sexual proclivities, actual Spartans would probably enjoy it too! view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 29 June 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by ms1982, Commoner

Raistlin Majere....
Willful, intelligent, controls himself, ambitious- and completely amoral view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 29 June 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Harrol, Moderator

I like Raistlin but Kellhus would still find a way to use him much like he did Cnaiur. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 02 July 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Nerdanel, Peralogue

I would like to see Kellhus vs. Lord Foul. Evil genius vs. evil genius. Both have a very different style though, and ít would be interesting to see them collide. view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 08 August 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Chirios, Candidate

Khellus V Satan

Satan wins. Khellus doesn't get a chance to psychoanalyse him as Satan uses his Hell powers to blast him into oblivion.

Khellus V God

God wins. Khellus tries to psychoanalyse him, God responds with an even better psychoanalysis, pointing out the fact that Khellus is as blind and as much a slave to the Darkness that Comes Before as the people he manipulates. Khellus ends up crying like a baby when he realises that he does in fact love Esmi and is simply repeating the dumb nonsense that the priests beat into him. He slowly understands that he is not as intelligent as he thinks he is, because he has bended the Dunyain beliefs to fit what he has found, and by Dunyain logic, if a belief can be changed or bent, then it must be a matter of where you stand, you stand there because you repeat what comes before, and if you repeat what comes before, you are a slave to the Darkness. God wins, but not before giving Khellus the finger.

...Actually, considering Ray Wise's version of the Devil on Reaper, the above might count for Satan as well.

Khellus V Jesus

Jesus wins. He does so by touching Khellus on the forehead, and making Khellus understand what it feels like to be truly and utterly happy.

Honestly, superpowers aside, I fail to see why people think Khellus is so awesome. How is being a psychopath an admirable trait?

Now for a good un...

Khellus V Karsa Orlong? view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 08 August 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Shell, Peralogue

I asked the Karsa Orlong question back in Feb. I'd have to go with Karsa. He is a lot like Cnaiur but not so introspecitive as he doesn't give a fig what you think about him. Besides, he is ascended now, isn't he (I haven't read the most recent book yet)? view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 09 August 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by professor plum, Peralogue

Leto II. Even if you could outwit him WORMPOUNCE view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 10 August 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by Curethan, Didact

Karsa Orlong? I don't think so. It's a question of first being able to defeat Kellhus' ability to inhabit the spaces of opportunity; like trying to gamble against someone with loaded dice. Then you got the gnosis to deal with on top of that. Karsa just hits hard and soaks up punishment (and talks like a tool), Cnaiur and Karsa in Cell block H together would be a good match, maybe Karsa would get the top bunk - but I think Cnaiur would be the daddy... view post


Kelhus vs ... posted 15 December 2008 in The Thousandfold ThoughtKelhus vs ... by skafadi, Candidate

Kellhus vs. AFRO SAMURAI!
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Afro Samurai hands down. Kellhus is cool but Afro is voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. Case closed. view post


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